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Have you heard about the format change
for CBS's "Survivor 3"?

U.S. Navy Ship

Six men will be dropped on an island with one minivan and four kids each for six weeks.

Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance lessons.
There is no access to fast food.
Each man must care for his four kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
The men only have access to TV when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
There is only one TV between them and there is no remote.
The men must shave their legs and wear make-up daily, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches.
They must attend weekly PTA meetings; clean up after their sick children at 3 a.m., make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker; and get a 4 year old to eat a serving of peas.

The winner gets to go back to his job!

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