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Lessons from Mom

Lessons from Mom My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until your father gets home."

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when we get home!"

My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE.
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you ... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."



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