Joke of the Month - July 2001

The Joke of the Month

How Does America Work Again?
(Signs of the times)

If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.

If your cousin gets AIDS because the needle he used to shoot up with heroin was dirty, you blame the government for not providing clean ones.

If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.

If a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilots at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead, the mother of the deceased blames the airline.

If your daughter gets pregnant by the football captain you blame the school for poor sex education.

If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, you blame the bartender.

Gas Prices cost an Arm and a Leg

Gas prices are getting a little out of hand . . .

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