Joke of the Month - October 2001

The Joke of the Month

The Company's Restroom Policy

EMPLOYEE BULLETIN

New Restroom Policy

To All Employees:

In the past, employees have been permitted to use the restroom without restriction. Effective November 1, 2001, a RESTROOM POLICY will be established. Under this policy, employees will be given twenty (20) restroom credits per month. These credits may be accumulated from month to month. At the end of the calendar year, employees will be reimbursed for all extra credits in excess of twenty (20) at the rate of three (3) minutes per credit.

Within two weeks, the entrances to all restrooms will be equipped with voice recognition devices. Each employee must provide two voice prints (one normal and one under stress) to his/her supervisor by October 31, 2001. The voice recognition station will be operational, but not restrictive, during the month of November. Beginning December 1, 2001, if an employee's restroom credit balance reaches zero, the doors to the restroom will not open for that employee until the first day of the next month.

In addition, all restrooms will be equipped with timed paper roll retractors. If the restroom is occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty seconds after the alarm, the roll of paper will retract into the wall, the toilet will flush, and the restroom door will swing open. If the restroom remains occupied for an additional thirty seconds, the occupant's picture will be taken and posted on the employee bulletin boards.

Any employee whose picture appears more than three (3) times in a calendar year will be subject to administrative counseling.

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