The Joke of the Month Psychiatric Christmas Tunes SCHIZOPHRENIA - "Do You Hear What I Hear?" MULTIPLE PERSONALITY - "We Three Kings Disoriented Are" DEMENTIA - "I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas" NARCISSISTIC - "Hark the Herald Angels Sing (About Me)" MANIC - "Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and . . . " or "Deck the Halls and Spare No Expense!" PARANOIA - "Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me" PERSONALITY DISORDER - "You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, then MAYBE I'll Tell You Why" BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER - "Thoughts of Roasting in an Open Fire" PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE - "On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)" OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE - Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock . . . (better start again) Back to SLC News Page CHECK OUT PAST JOKES OF THE MONTH: Previous       Next Jokes of 2000 -------------- Why Parents Go Grey From the Mouths of Babes Forrest Gump Goes to He The Three Fugitives The Moral of the Story A Backyard Conversation The Legend of Captain Bravo Back to School The Pirate's Story Handsfree Cellphone Adapter Happy Holidaze   Jokes of 2001 -------------- The Stray Dog The Do's & Don't's of Women Beer Drinkers' Tech Support The U.S. Navy v.s. The Canadians CBS's "Survivor 3" "For Women Only" How Does America Work Again? Are You The Weakest Link? If They Had E-mail Back Then The Company's Restroom Policy An American Dream Psychiatric Christmas Tunes Jokes of 2002 -------------- Realistic New Year's Resolutions Partying With The Boys! Jesus v.s. Satan A Mental Test Progressive Motherhood! Just Like Daddy! The Blonde & The Coke Machine The King of the Jungle God is No Fool The Bloody Bat The Atheist & The Shark The Christmas Prayer (If you want to be reminded each month when a new Joke, Riddle, or Inspirational Thought has been added, CLICK HERE to be added to our mailing list -- Privacy Policy) [ Home • About Us • Contact Us • Product Line • Artwork Issues • Engineering • QC • FreeStuff • Employment ] © 1998 - 2003 Steven Label Corporation   /   11926 Burke Street,  Santa Fe Springs, California  90670 Call us Toll Free at 800-SLC4YOU   /   Fax: (562) 698-1507   /   E-mail Webmaster@stevenlabel.com